Spy Loses Secrets in Handbag

... So screamed the headline on the front page of The Sunday (London)
Times this morning. A British agent from the Serious Organized Crime
Agency (SOCA) apparently left her handbag on a bus in Bogota (ummm...
I guess there must be not-so-serious organized crimes... NSSOC--
that's a good acronym). To a normal person, it would have been enough
of a headache, canceling credit cards, replacing passports, etc. But
when you're a SPY and you happen to be carrying top secret information
on the agents in the operation not to mention years of intelligence
on, oh, a MEMORY STICK, well, I can see how that could pose a problem.

Ummm-- is this the super secret, state of the art technology that
governments are employing these days?? Memory sticks??

Please join me in a rousing chorus of, "WTF?!?!?!?"

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