You've gotta be freaking kidding me

First there was this to torture me as a child:



And now there's this to torture me as an adult:



Nevermind that these are both BOYS. If I ever have kids, they're totally getting names like Bob and Mary.

Spy Loses Secrets in Handbag

... So screamed the headline on the front page of The Sunday (London)
Times this morning. A British agent from the Serious Organized Crime
Agency (SOCA) apparently left her handbag on a bus in Bogota (ummm...
I guess there must be not-so-serious organized crimes... NSSOC--
that's a good acronym). To a normal person, it would have been enough
of a headache, canceling credit cards, replacing passports, etc. But
when you're a SPY and you happen to be carrying top secret information
on the agents in the operation not to mention years of intelligence
on, oh, a MEMORY STICK, well, I can see how that could pose a problem.

Ummm-- is this the super secret, state of the art technology that
governments are employing these days?? Memory sticks??

Please join me in a rousing chorus of, "WTF?!?!?!?"

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