Reinforcing my point that you need to apply to have kids

Picture this:

Britney Spears driving down PCH (that's Pacific Coast Highway for all you non-Californians) with her child-- her FOUR MONTH OLD CHILD, in her LAP.

I don't care what the excuse is, paparazzi, late for lunch-- oh crap! Did i miss that sale at Prada?!? You have to fill out an application to drive a car, get a grocery store savings card, go to school (oh, wait. She didn't go to school); why can ANY FLIPPIN' MORON have a child??

Can we say DCFS (Dept. of Child and Family Services), anyone? Just because you want one, doesn't mean you should just get one.