Sitting in my apartment, waiting with bated breath for that moment when my questions will be answered... will the mystery be uncovered? will my desires be satisfied? will I finally find that one great love?
And then, there's the knock on the door; i rise slowly from my computer, holding my breath... turn the doorknob... and there he is...
The Peapod delivery man.
He leaves my packages, and smiles as I give him a tip. And as the door closes behind him, I look down to the floor and wonder...
"How the hell did I just spend $92 on four bags of groceries?"
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
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