The Land of Lost Ideas

You know you're losing it when:

1. All your "great ideas" come to you when you're in the shower.

2. You call your boss at 10 p.m. to leave your "great idea" on her voicemail.

3. After thinking about it for 5 minutes, you realize that it's probably not such a great idea.

4. You spend another 5 minutes trying to figure out if you can break into her voicemail to erase said idea.

5. You're resigned to posting to your blog in realization that you're a huge nerd (case and point: if you EVER have an idea that involves the word "Zork" in relation to your work-- and by work I mean a corporate, working for the man, boring kind of job, not a fun, creating video games or designing interactive media kind of job, run away... far away).