Freakin' A

I arrive at work this morning, proudly sporting my new suntan... and no one notices. So I casually mention that I've just gotten back from Florida. Still nothing. Then I shamelessly whip out the, "yeah- I am so sunburned..." only to be greeted by scrutinization and finally a submissive, "well... I suppose you look a little tan..." Blast. I must have been really white.